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4-25-08 Articles: Man Lights Self On Fire; Vegetables Can Kill; Dead Person Being Sued

4-26-08 Articles: Man Eats Own Head; HP Notebooks Can Explode

4-27-08 Articles: Psychic Joins Battle For Money

4-28-08 Articles: Horses Are Meat Eaters; Drunken Hunters Claim They Shot Bigfoot

4-29-08 Articles: Bad Luck Is Contagious; Mail Time; Urgent Notice

4-30-08 Articles: John McCain Is A Mass Murderer; Mail Time

5-01-08 Articles: May Is Harbenger Of Doom; Parakeets Are Evil

5-02-08 Articles: Court Date Pushed To May 6th

5-03-08 Articles: HP Notebook Virus Caught

5-04-08 Articles: We Aren't Dead Yet

7-31-08 Articles: Midwife Found Dead In Alley

8-19-08 Articles: Zombies Make Good Pets

2-25-09 Articles: Citrus Fruit Can Kill!

3-3-09 Articles: Violence: In Case You Didn't Know, It Can Hurt

3-8-09 Articles: Man Killed By Wrecking Ball

5-28-09  Articles: Soviets Rebuild Berlin Wall; I Link, Therefore I Am

4-8-09 Articles: Michael Jackson Returns to thrill children

4-09-10 Articles: World Cold War II

4-26-10 Articles: Large Head kills Small Child

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