• What's funnier than a dead baby?

  A dead baby in a clown costume!

• What's funnier than a dead baby?

  A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

• How do you make a dead baby float?

  Take your foot off of it's head.

• What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

  When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

• What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

  A baby with a punctured lung.

• What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

  Screwed

• What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?

  A baby playing in a plastic bag.

• What gets louder as it gets smaller?

  A baby in a trash compactor.

  What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?

  One live one in the middle is eating its way out.

• What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?

  Nailing it to a dead puppy.

• What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?

   You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!

• How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

  With a blender!

• How do you get them out again?

  With tortilla chips!!!

• What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?

           Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

Dead Baby Jokes Part 2 

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