While we follow the main characters; WAR OF THE EVIL PARAKEETS!! deals with war stories of the Parakeet War.

 

 

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Part 1: The Creation

 

Chapter One: The Choosing

 

 

 

"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe Catch a tiger by the toe If he hollers let him go,

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe."

 

 

 

As the baby smurf finished the rhyme, Papa Smurf smiled. This was the life!  Smurfs all around the pool, attending to his needs, his trusty machete by his side. But it was missing something. It was missing... AHHH, IT SUCKED!  IT FREAKING  SUCKED! Papa Smurf lay down and cried. He took a sip from his lemonade and stopped crying instantly.

"SHUZZLEBUCKET!" the Smurf swore. It had happened again. Papa had not been drinking his medication-laced lemonade, so it had kicked in. Just as Papa was relaxing, he saw a studdering figure in the distance. It was The Creep coming for the Syndicate's protection money. He signaled to the smurf nearest The Creep to lead him away. Papa watched as the Creep resisted and was torn apart by the hungry smurf.He smiled and relaxed again. Ahhh, this was the life!

 

Chapter Two: Reprecussions

 

A hush fills the auditorium, the seats of power of the Parakeet Empire are filled... The door opens, and a piece of toast walks in. "Ya Hi I want to join your like evil parakeet thing" said the toast.

     "Im sorry.... we dont accept people who talk like that." Said Sharptooth. "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled the toast "I walked all the way  here for NOTHING!!" 

     "Well... Yes." said Sharptooth.

     " I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled the toast " I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!"

     Everyone starts to break into laughter. "You? Oh no he might get hot butter on me!!" 

     "Remember Me....." whispered the toast. As hes walking away the toast chucks a small round object into the council.

     "Ahh a bomb!!!" yelled Sharptooth. "Get it off of me!!!"

      The piece of toast glares back evilly, and than out of nowhere, he takes out a jetpack and flys away.

     "Boys, i think we made a bad decision..." said sharptooth. 

 

Chapter Three: Josh

 

"The object of war isn't to die for ones country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

     -George S. Patton

 

Josh ducked under a piece of rubble. He still wore his good old MI5 suit but now he doubted its effectiveness. He waited for the parakeet to fly over head. It wasn't just any parakeet but it was THE parakeet. It was THE parakeet that tore apart his family, THE parakeet that killed his buddy Frank, and it was THE parakeet that messed with his life every  chance it got. Yes, thought Josh, this was the parakeet and it was going to die.

     Josh cocked his old AK-47 machine gun. Josh looked down at it and sighed. He had a lot of memories with this thing. Josh checked the chamber to find he had only thirty bullets left and one more cartridge on his belt with fifty. Josh sighed again, there were no more ammunition shops, at least not if you didn't want any trouble with the Syndicate. The sound of the parakeet's wings slowly faded away and Josh knew that he had too move now if he didn't want to lose it. As he rounded the corner Josh saw the parakeet. It was no normal parakeet to say the least. It was about twelve feet from tail to head and had a wing span of at LEAST thirty five feet. The parakeet flew away, unaware that it was being followed.

     As Josh ran after the parakeets he saw the people of London. They all had blank uninteresting faces. They were all probed and controlled by the parakeets. The stupid parakeets. They all looked the same, but had small number tattooed on the backs of there necks. They also had letter classifying what class they were. Some were livestock, used to feed the parakeets, while others were technicians who, with fingers, could perform more delicate tasks  than the parakeets themselves. None seemed to notice him or that he was different. It was probobly for the best. Still, Josh couldn't help but wonder why the thousands of normal sized parakeets that flew above didn't notice him . Probobly because they were too busy. Josh continued through the crowd and towards a skyscraper now dubbed "The Roost". It was said that from there you could see the land of mushrooms, also dubbed the smurf forests. Josh didn't believe there were any smurfs, after all it seemed crazy that there were little blue men in a mushroom forest. Josh also didn't believe there was any resistance left. He was probably the only one. Probably.

     Josh kept running and eventually reached the roost. It was the perfect place to face the parakeet know as Spear; not enough room in each room for it too fly or take advantage of it's size. All Josh had too do was get past the brain washed police men and genetically modified parakeets that could emit an ultra sonic screech that could kill most men. It was going to be one heck of a day.

 

Chapter 4: Fico

 

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.  -Bertrand Russell

 

Fico laughs a cold,cruel laugh as he flies above the Roost on his trusty sheep, approrpiatly named Sheep. Sheep swoops down and eats someone. The people continue with their work. Fico scowls in exasperation. In the old days, before the parakeets showed their hand, that would have provoked a good reaction. With a sigh, Fico fries a nearby parakeet with his flamethrower. Immediatley the workers attack with their sonic picks they were using to chisel out a statue of the Emperor Parakeet. Fico sighs again and chucks a small sphirical object into the group of suboids, as Fico calls the mind controlled. They go to attack the object,but it breaks open before they can. Out pours a black gooey liquid, which stops the suboids from moving. Sheep flies to a nearby building as Fico counts down. 5...4...3...2...1...As Fico finishes his countdown, the liquid sucks the suboids down into it. The restored sphere then flies back to Fico, who catches it. "Nice trick", says a piece of toast from behind him.

 

Chapter 5: The Roost

 

"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge."

     -Paul Gauguin

 

As Josh approached the entrance he pulled out his AK-47. Josh knew he might not survive getting into the roost but he had to try. Many brain washed workers were building a statue near the entrance of the roost. Josh cursed under his breath; their sonic picks were as deadly as any rifle. Looked at his belt for grenades. With the right shot he could kill all the workers and topple the statue on the ten police near the entrance. Josh pulled one of his three grenades off his belt and was about to throw it when something strange happened. A strange boy flew over head on a sheep and hit a parakeet with a flame thrower than hit the workers at the statue with some sort of grenade of black goo that sucked in the workers and police. It wasn't the sheer coincidence of what just happened that astounded Josh, it was the sheep. The crazy %@#&$! was riding on a @$#%&!$ sheep! #@$%!!!!!

     Josh ran through the crowed, his jaw hanging limp. A flying sheep! What's up with that. Josh thought about the smurfs and had second thoughts about them being real. What would happen next, talking toast. Josh couldn't help but laugh as he ran past the strange parakeet statue and into the roost to claim revenge. A revenge that he had been waiting for for a long time. Josh liked his lips and laughed to himself again.

 

Chapter 6:  Oy

 "Up ahead, a large creature that looked like a badger crossed with a raccoon

ambled out of the woods. It looked at them with its large, gold-rimmed eyes,

twitched its sharp, whiskery snout as if to say Huh! Big deal!, then strolled

the rest of the way across the road and disappeared again."- Stephen King- The Wastelands

 

 

Oy scurried along the city streets. He was not used to his new body. The transfer into a billy-bumbler's body had not been a smooth one. Oy remembers when his name had not been Oy, but a little boy named Curtis. That was before the parakeets had made their move. Curtis had figured it out. Oy remembers: Walking in to a classroom.Seeing the parakeet in its cage. Curtis knew then that the parakeets were out to get him. So, naturally, when the parakeets took over, Curtis had been the first one to go. He had ran away when the first signs of bird disturbances occured. But he hadn't ran far enough. He had thought London was far away enough. But it wasn't. The parakeets had found him there, and, in a show of spite, had transfered his body into a replica of the body of a character in a book he liked so much. But it was there the parakeets made their first mistake. The character Oy could resist mind-affectance. So, to be free of the parakeet's implants, Oy had to take over. But Oy likes the body and, even if Oy did get rid of the implant, he ain't giving Curtis this body. No, sir. If they ever found Curtis' body again, he could have it back. But the prince had the body. And the prince had friends. Powerful friends. So if Oy was to be rid of Curtis, he needed some friends. Powerful friends. And Oy could make it happen.

 

Chapter 7: In Search Of Toast

 

"Hasta la vista baby!"

     -Arnold Swarchenager

 

Moe the sex changed male cow with an utter walked down the streets of New York in search for his genetically altered talking toast. His scientist worthless minions had worked for months on the toast and it was said to be the most delicious toast in the entire universe. Big Louie had given Moe fifteen ninja rabbit minions if Moe split the toast with him. Ya right. Moe floated across the city on his flying sheep known as Fud. Moe carried a high powered sooped up RPG with over a hundred mini power generators, each one able to power a house for a month. Moe knew the toast was here after he had heard of the attack on the parakeet council. Now Moe would eat the toast or die trying. If he devoured even one crumb of Toast he would die a happy cow. Thinking about this made Moe so happy that milk dripped out of his udder.

     An hour later Moe heard a faint explosion. Moe quickly rushed forward with his flying sheep ridding ninja rabbits in the lead. Once Moe thought about it, seeing his fleet pass over head must have been, PRETTY weird. Suddenly another sheep passed by him at Moch 2. Moe smelled the toast and fired his RPG which missed and destroyed a whole floor of a building. Moe took off at Moch 2.5 with the rest of his minions, his huge RPG in his two hands while he guided the sheep with his legs. Rockets were fired from Moe's rabbit minions while Moe fired with his RPG and the boy, the sheep, and the toast.

     On Moe's fifth shot he missed but the electo magnetic pulse emited hit the sheeps rocket and sent it plumeting on to the top of the famous "Trump Tower." The shock wave of Moe's RPG killed eight of his rabbit minions but Moe didn't care. Getting one bite of Toast was worth dying for. Moe landed on the trump tower and the two sides faced each other. One side was made up of seven rabbits and a sex changed cow with an RPG and on teh other was a boy, a toast, and a sheep with missle launchers attached to it. "FOR TOAST!!" yelled Moe and the rabbits charged. Yes, thought Moe licking his lips. For toast.

 

Chapter 8: The Kitty Ninjas

 

 dont taze me, bro

     -a guy from high school or college or watever

 

 Tiger was impatrient. He and his ninja kitties had been hiding long enough. He was ready to fight and try to take over the the parakeet empire. He had calculated and found that it was possible for them to win because although the parakeets had them outnumbered all the cats had nine lives. Not only that they had some definite advantages over any humans. One was they could communicate without speaking. Another was the had sharp claws and teeth. The last advantage was that they could go into smaller spaces. So Tiger rounded up all the cheetahs and ordered his ninja kitties to get on. Luckily, since the parakeets had brainwashed all the humans the cats could walk on two feet in public. At one point during the trip they heard an explosion coming from some skyscraper. Suddenly a crum of toast landed in his mouth. Parakeets forgotten, he ordered his ninja kitties to get on that tower. There they encountered ninja bunnies a cow a toast a boy and flying sheep. His ninja kitties killed the bunnies while Tiger approached the weird looking cow. The cow turned around with a giant RPG in his/her hands. Tiger tore the guns to shreds and grabbed the cow and jumped off the building.  The Tiger pushed off from the cow and landed on a balcony. However he misunderestimated the cow who took a mini RPG and shot the balcony sending them both tumbling down.  Neither Tigers or the cows body were found there. However the cow or Tiger might of survived if they landed on the other person. Either way a jaguar called stealth became leader of the kitties and called the cats back before they were killed by the toast. He had seen what had happened at the evil parakeet empire and respected the toast. On the way home he allowed his ninja kittens to attack some policemen so their bloodlust was satasfied.

 

Chapter 9: The Hallway

 

"When anger rises, think of the consequences"

     -Confucius

 

Josh walked through the hallways of The Roost. It was flooded with parakeets, whether it be carpenter parakeets building nests or sonic guard parakeets. The place was packed. Exept for the hallways. The hallways of the empire state building now served no purpose and was now filled with the junk parakeets had dropped on the floor. Josh crept through quietly, fully aware that one false move would alert the parakeets and send them storming at him. Josh looked down at his AK-47 again. He didn't have enough ammo.

     As Josh moved through he saw that the grand elevator that had once hoisted people to the top of the tower had fallen and was destroyed. Rust had eaten away at the wires like a million hungry parakeets would pick away at Josh's flesh if he didn't keep quiet. He moved his feet with the grace of a ballet dancer too avoid the hundreds of cans, bottles, and assorted trash. Sonic parakeets wouldn't miss the sound of a crunching can. Josh moved through the hallway and prayed he'd make it too the twentieth story of the building. There he could die a happy man.

     Josh must have walked past hundreds of doors and walked up millions of steps. He was at the fifteenth floor and was still moving towards Spear through the long forgotten hallways. A few bodies lied on the stairs, there bones gnawed off. Josh was disgusted. He didn't care how advanced the parakeet technology was or how smart they were, they were still a bunch of barbarians. How could barbarians have captured the U.S.A. or possibly the entire world. Well, the same thing happened to Rome.

     Josh continued up the steps. Through the glass on many of the doors Josh saw the parakeets, eating, building and minipulating. It was then that Josh learned the parakeets favorite past time: making mind-controlled people jump off the tops of buildings.

     Soon Josh reached the twentieth floor and began advancing on Spears roost. One thought echoed through Josh's mind. Revenge.

 

Chapter 10: Spear

 

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try."

     -Beverly Sills

 

Josh walked up the short hallway towards Spear, the evil parakeet. Here he saw no other parakeets. He was in the free. Anticipation trickled up Josh's throat and into his mouth forming a smile. Josh looked at his AK-47 to make sure it would work and looked down to see three grenades on his belt. Josh's MI5 body armor was holding up pretty well for something that had seen many battles. The stage was set and Josh moved in.

     Spear sat on the floor facing the door. He knew someone was coming and he was ready. No backup, no reinforcement, just him and the one that wanted revenge. Spear had fought others wishing to end his life. Turns out he had killed many families. Still, Spear had killed the other two and knew that everyday a new one might come. He wouldn't let his guard down again. Spear brushed his wing over his eye feeling the large pink scar. No, he wouldn't let his guard down again. Not this time.

     Josh's heart beat rapidly, again and again. Despite his urge to run down the room and end this he kept moving at a slow, measured pace. He wanted to catch Spear with his guard down. Josh cradled his gun in his arm. Aside from his he also had a knife. He hoped he wouldn't have to use it. Josh saw the door that led to where he had seen Spear fly into The Roost. Josh dropped one arm to his grenades. He was ready.

     Spear heard breathing from beyond the small door. One assassin tried to take advantage of it's size, but sorely failed. Spear could reach through and, if necessary, climb though the door. Spear would do with this intruder as he had done with the others: throw him out the window. And laugh.

     Josh stood on the other side of the door, unaware he was breathing heavily. Josh held his gun up pointed in Spears general direction and kicked down the door. Spear stood there, in the middle of the room facing him. "Hello, hello." said the monsterous parakeet, it's bright green, red, and purple feathers shining in the sun. "How are you today?" @$#$ it! thought Josh. He's been waiting for me.

     "You killed my family, you killed my friend, and you killed my entire world. Now I'm going to return the favor, by killing YOU!" yelled Josh. The parakeet known as Spear didn't smile, for parakeets can't truly smile, but he did laugh. A long hard cruel laugh that can only come from a truly black heart. Spear looked into Josh's eyes and Josh took a step back. Spear continued to laugh until he sparked a fiery rage in Josh's heart he had never felt before. "You cold hearted #@%*$&!!!" Josh screamed and he fired all thirty bullets, which bounced harmlessly off of Spears skin. And Spear continued to laugh.

     "Silly human, you are not the first. All this has happened before..." And with that Spear reached forward with lightning speed and cut through Josh's armor and through the skin on his shoulder with his beak. Josh screamed with pain as blood pooled from his lright shoulder. Spear reached forward laughing with pure joy. He picked up Josh with his talons and threw him out the broken window. Spear stopped laughing and looked at the window with a sullen look on his face. "... and this shall happen again."

     Josh tumbled out of the building's window and landed on a flying sheep the ninja bunnies had parked on another building. He had only fallen six stories and landed on the fluffy fur of the sheep. The sheep itself was unharmed and it looked back at the new rider. Josh lay on the flying sheep and fell unconcious.

 

Chapter 11: On the rooftop

 

On the rooftop, Fico was furious. "How the H*** did they get sheep!" He yelled. "Those $%^&$ing copiers!"

"Ummm," the toast said. "They could have stolen them from you?!" "But how come they didn't respond to my recall button!" replied Fico. "What recall button?" replied the Toast. "This one!" Fico said pressing the button.

 

Chapter 12: Oy

 

Oy saw the sheep beginning to move and jumped on to one.

 

Chapter 13: On the rooftop

 

"Oh." said Fico as the sheep began to fly towards them. "That worked." In the multitude of sheep, two caught Toast's eyes. "We have company!" Toast and Fico armed themselves and Sheep bared his teeth as the shapes grew closer.

Chapter 14:Oy

 

Oy saw, from the sheep, what was happening and decided to use the mind control powers he had discovered from studying the implant to save himself. " 'Op" he projected.

 

Chapter 15: Josh

 

Josh woke up, and was rolling over when the command came. " 'Op" Josh  "'Oped'" rolling and was glad he did. Josh sat up and rubbed his eyes. "What," he thought. "Have I gotten myself into."

Chapter 16: The resistance forms

 

" 'Op"  Toast, boy, and sheep alike  were stopped by the command. And by sheep, it means Sheep, not the sheep. The recalled sheep came as fast as ever. As the shape neared, the figures jumped off the sheep and onto the rooftop. Josh stepped forward. "Hi, my name is Josh, and I'm a former SWAT trooper." "Hi, Josh" the rest replied. "Ah, 'ew 'his" Oy projected. "You all already know who the other people were" And, to their suprise, they did.

 

"Ummmm," Josh said. "What do we do now?"

 

"You are all fighting the parakeets in one way or another," Oy projected. "So join up and we'll help each other with our seperate agendas"

 

"But first," replied Fico, "We need some tools of mass destruction"

 

"Dieting Pills?" Toast asked helpfully.

 

"No." Fico corrected. "Hop on a sheep and I'll take you to my armory."

 

Chapter 16: Tools of mass destruction

"Fun, Fun!"- Fico, on weapons of mass destruction.

 

"Are we there yet?" Toast said, for the 53.5th time, (He had just said "Are we" once).

 

"Yes, get off!" Fico snapped. Immediatly, Toast jumped off his sheep.

 

"Thanks, Fico." said Josh, not in the least sarcastically.

 

"No, I'm serious, get off" With that,Fico jumped off Sheep into the dark streets below, yelling with delight.

 

"C'mon" projected Oy, and jumped off. With a sigh, Josh followed suit.

 

Josh watched as one by one, his companions passed through the street. In a normal situation, Josh would have parachuted to safety. Of course, in a normal situation, Josh would have a parachute. In fact, in a normal situation, Josh wouldn't be falling after four sheep, a little boy, a piece of toast, and something called a "billy-bumbler".But, never the less, Josh hurtled through the street onto a huge trampoline with a slide in the middle which Josh went down face-first and almost hit a spike but didn't hit the spike because he was still on a slide which led into a giant vat of butterscotch pudding. As Josh floated in the butterscotch, his adreniline pumping, he heard Fico's voice say "Hard Light off".

 

Josh fell with a thump to the ground as the vat disappeared.

 

"Welcome," Fico said. "To my workshop."

 

"We will now proceed," Fico continued "to the armory section."

 

The companions, still in a daze, followed. "Here," Fico said,handing out a wristband to each of them. "Is your Replicator." As the companions, Fico included, strapped on their wristbands, Fico continued. "Each of these, has a constantly updating List of Items contained in my workshop. The Replicator can be used to create any of these items"

 

"Now," Oy projected, "Let's get planning".

 

Part 2: Preparing for war

 

They planned all day, they planned all night. They planned so long, the emperor parakeet found the warehouse and destroyed it. Toast wakes up screaming and yelling "OMG WHY DID THAT HAPPEN!!!!"

"God toast you were dreaming..." said Fico for the fifth time that night.

"Oh, that would explain the flying tubas!" whispered Toast.

 

Chapter 17: Intrusions

 

There was a knock on the warehouse door... Toast Walks to the door. Standing in the middle of nowhere.. is a little asian kid.  "MY NAME IS MIKEY!!!! I LIKE TO DANCE!!!!!!!!" yells the kid as he starts groovin. Toast takes out his wristband and blows the kid away. As hes flying away he yells "MY NAME IS MIKEY!!!! I CANNOT FLY!!!!"

 

Josh looked to see the toast send an asian kid flying. Josh had been talking to Fico, probobly the only intelegent person in the group... though insane. Josh yawned and saw the toast blow the kid away, and Josh saw with his jaw hanging. "What the #$@% are doing!" yelled Josh. the toast looked up at Josh who loomed over him.

     "Oh, hey." said the toast.

     "Unless I'm wrong." said Josh. "We're trying to save the U.S. and maybe the world. NOT blowing away any human who might have survived the implant!"

     "Jeez you're bossy." said Toast. And with that Josh began to kick Toast. My god, thought Josh, how are we supposed to get ANYTHING done. These people are all IDIOTS! Josh finished kicking the toast and ran outside to go help the little asian kid. This was going to be a long day.

 

Chapter 18: Attack Of The Little Asian Kid!!!!

 

 

 Fico saw Josh about to help the asian kid up and tackled Josh before he could. Just in time, in fact, as the little kid had pulled out a knife. Or rather, the knife had appeared in his hand. "Get down!" Fico yelled. "The kid has got a Replicator!"

 

"Why," Josh said,"Is it so easy for people to break into your workshop!"

 

"I sometimes forget to turn the hard light street back on" At the look on Josh's face, Fico blanched. "Hey," he said defensively. "I'm 9. I forget this stuff. Watchit!" The asian kid now had a battleaxe and was swinging it wildly.  The flat side hit Josh, knocking him to the floor. Fico tripped, and lay sprawled over on the ground. Just as the litttle kid was about to cut him in half, Fico yelled "Badgerrythem!"  The little boy grew dazed, then slumped down with a vacant expression on his face.

 

"It shows a modified version of the badger song," Fico said in explanation. "He's hypnotised."

 

"Wait," said the toast. "Does this mean," Fico joined in "We can make him do anything we want him to!" They finished, with a grin on both of their faces.

 

Chapter 19: The Syndicate Strikes Back

 

"We are indeed much more then we eat, but what we eat can indeed make us much more than we really are."

     -Adelle Davis

 

Robots flooded the opperating table. He/she was badly hurt, but they could rebuild him, faster, stronger, eviler. And so the robots continued their rudimentry tasks, until they were finished. He/she now had robotic arms and legs. However the lungs were damaged pretty badly so they built him a suit complete with a black finish, breather, random red buttons on the front of the chest, a cape, a cool shiney black helmet which contained teh triangle shaped breather, and a bad ass toaster saddled on the right hip. He/she had recoved from the long fall from the top of the "Trump Tower" and would no longer be known as Moe, the sex changed cow. Now he/she would be known as Darth Moe, the sex changed cow. Moe stood up for the first time in his black breather suit. 

     Suddenly a figure apeared wearing a black cloak made by the "S.I.T.H" corperation. The figure looked up at Darth Moe. "Toast." said Darth Moe. "Is he O.K."

     "I'm sorry my accompis you disintegrated it. There's not a single crumb left." said the figure, sometimes known as "The Emporer" of the crime syndicate.

     "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Screamed Darth Moe falling to his knees.

     "Exellent." said "The Emporer" as he walked off. Somehow he couldn't shake off the feeling that any minute he might get sued by a man who's name starts with the letter G. However, the emporer didn't know that Darth Moe knew the toast was still out there. And Moe would find him.

 

chapter 20: The Ninja Kitties Get Bored

 Australia is wiped off the map.

 

Chapter 21: Attack of the Ninja Kitties

 

"A goal without a plan is just a wish."

-Antoine de Saint-Exupery

 It was time. The ninja kities were getting more restless. Soon they would destroy Asia just to help with their bloodlust. Stealth gave the order. they were going to a weapon shop they had found to get some of the new replicators. then they would attack the crime syndicate. It was a plan that was like a test. if they couldny beat the crime syndicate then they definitely couldnt beat the evil parakeets. On the way to the weapon shop they saw a little asian kid with a huge axe attacking some people. oh well not his problem. Stealth and his ninja kitties snuck in and stole some replicators while the signs of battle outside had stopped. Uh-oh time to go. They left and set off for the crime syndicate headquarters. Suddenly an army of ninja bunnies attacked them. Before stealth could blink they were just ash blowing with the wind. A shiver went down his spine. Suddenly more and more and more ninja bunnies came down upon them. there were 42,000 ninja bunnies and 4,200 ninja kitties. The battle was short. Soon Stealth and the ninja kitties arrived at the door. it was time to go to battle.

 

Chapter 22: Reality

 

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a persistant one."

-Albert Einstein

 

The ninja kitties had completely destroyed the crime sydicate and were off to kill the parakeet army. Or so they thought. The syndicate had overwhelmed the ninja kitties (a great exageration on their part). But still the kitties had been destroyed. Now Stealth was hooked up to a small machine, profecting false realities into Stealths head. Big Louie laughed. He cycled through Stealths memeries until he found something. Something interesting. Some the little asian kid they sent out to find info. Battling the asian kid was a piece of toast, no, THE piece of toast. Big Louie whistled and Darth Moe came out of the shadows. "Look my accompliss," Big Louie pointed down at the screen. "The toast."

    Darth Moe looked up from the screen, delight dancing across his face. "I will bring it here 'Emporer'." He turned and left, alone. An RPG in his hands. Big Louie was alone, to work the Memory Projector. Alone with Stealth. And Big Louie didn't know that Stealth was faking being captured and waiting for Darth Moe, the sex changed male cow with an utter, to leave. Stealth had Big Louie right were he wanted him.

 

Chapter 23: the survivor

 

"may piece live in your hearts"

-GOD, just before he destroys the world

 

The last surviving ninja kitty was running to the weapons shop. the army had been defeated and he didnt know what to do. so he ran. suddenly he had an idea. he took a hard left and ran towards the smurf forest. perhaps he would be safe there. meanwhile a lowly private of the parakeet army was flying over the scene of battle where a sex changed cow had fought a piece of toast. he was a new breed of parakeet. he had lazer eyes. sure it could be hard to see while shooting a high intensity laser beam from your eyes but it had its benefits. there would always be light because he could shoot it out of his eyes. not only that but he could.....................this is where his thoughts all ended. he had just died. of course the problem was the lasers in his eyes had imploded destroying him from the inside. now back to the kitty. on his way to the smurf forrest he killed some police men so he could eat. perhaps he should stay. there was plenty of food. plus there might be other survivors. yes he would stay.

 

Chapter 24: Heightened security

 

Fico scowled. His entire supply of replicators was gone. "Ya know what?" he said. "I'm gonna heighten the security on my workshop. All 9999999 of my april fools prank replicators are gone."

 

As Fico spoke, all the ninja animals suddenly died in a giant explosion caused by 9999999 explosive replicators going off. And all their offspring. And anyone that might have put the @#$%ing ninja animals back in the story. Except sheep. And Sheep.

Chapter 25: What the little asian kid saw

 

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Part 3: War!

 

 

Chapter 26: Mobilization of the armies!!

 

Papa Smurf watched the last of the exploding ninja animals. These suddenly exploding animals had meant something to him. They had shown him that a new era was at hand! The era! OF THE SMURFS!! Papa raised his hand and a trumpet called. His massive Smurf Army marched for London. Today, they would fight!

 

Fico heard the trumpet call and knew it was time to bring his own army into play. He pressed a button, and a massive steel panel lifted, revealing a cloned Fico and (S)sheep army! "Chaos!" Fico yelled, as the clones marched into the streets of London.

 

the aliens were watching with interest. they decided to send robots to the aid of the parakeets. the robots had every weapon imaginable and then some. unfortunately at that moment the robots rebelled killed the aliens and left.

 

the trees were alive. and bored. it was time to fight. they joined the parakeets because the birds sat on them, and the trees liked that. so each tree took a telephone pole and joined the parakeets.

 

 

Chapter 27: Battle Prep

 

"War is not nice."

     -Barbara Bush

 

Spear saw the smurfs coming, this was to be expected, but the Fico and Sheep army came out of the blue. Spear watched from the top of The Roost with hundreds of millions of parakeets gathered around him. Many were normal parakeets, with a raised intellegace, only able to pluck out eye's and tear at flesh. However, mixed in were sonic parakeets, laser parakeets, and hulk parakeets. Other commanders were around, each nine-ten feet long. All were observing the smurfs. "My parakeets!" shouted Spear. "Now is your time to fight! The smurfs and clones have come too crush our glorius empire. They shall not succeed. No, for now is the age of the parakeets, and let it be so forever! All hail The Emporer Evil Parakeet!!!" A thundorous roar of approaval rang out from the crowd. When they quited Spear spoke up once more, "To those fools our true power we have brought out a special gift for them: The Enforcer!" The crowd roared again, and Spear looked down to see The Enforcer, a gigantic thirty foot tall rabbit. If parakeets could smile Spear would have done so now. Spear orded the implanted humans to take up arms and attack. Their lives were worthless, but they would test the enemies strength. Spear remembered the first battle with the humans and a thought ran through his head. All this has happened before, and all this shall happen again. Spear glanced back at the fine parakeet army and the rag-tag group of humans charging the smurfs. "And so it begins."

Chapter 28: Stealth makes his move

 

Big Louie watched the viewscreen as the armies assembled. "Darth Moe," he said into his comm. "Yes, Master" came Moe's reply. "Release the gerbils" "It will be done, Master"

 

It was then that Stealth made his move,  tearing the memory machine interface off his head and strangling Big Louie. "Darth Moe," Stealth said. "I am your master now."

 

"Good," replied Darth Moe. "I was beginning to wonder how long it would take."

 

"Oh, and Moe?" Stealth said.

 

"Yes, Master,"

 

"Your barn door's open. Close it."

 

"It will be done, Master"

 

Chapter 29: The Worthless Army

Hi - Some random person with no life 

     Most people don't know this, but the parakeet army did do one good dead: They locked Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, George Bush, and all the other celebrities in an underground jail, completely isolated from anyone else. However there were a few smart people amoung them. These included Dr. House, Steve Colbert, a small kid by the name of Austin who was getting Steves autograph when the parakeetes took over, and Ferris Bueller. So far this small group had created shelter, fire, the wheel, the well, and a stable food source while everyone else had made courts, divorce councelers, and drug rehab centers. Chuck Norris was somewere in the middle of the two groups, and helped them with lifting stuff and weapon construction. "It's guna be a looonnng day" said Austin, who was wathching Paris Hiltion attempt to drink and drive without anything alchaholic or a car. He sighed a long deap sigh. They had so many lunitics that they could unleash on those dumb parakeets, but it was impossible to judge were any escape might be. He sighed again. For all their negative  I.Q.'s they really were a powerfull army. Especaily Chuck Norris, Who could eat mountains. He sighed again, but then got tired of sighing and started banging his head against a nearby rock. Suddenly, there was a loud crash. A Tiger had fallen through the overhead pavement opening a hole! A tiger that was battered, bruised, and wanted Revenge.

 

Chapter 30: Godzilla

     Godzilla, who was in love with destruction, wanted to join in. But he broke his arm skateboarding the other day and his docter told him not to risk it. "I will wait" thought Godzilla "I will wait" and he walked back into the sea and drowned. 

Chapter 31: Awakening

It was then that Josh awoke. It was all a dream. This crazy story was merely a dream! Josh thanked the heavens. Josh opened his eye's hoping to find his wife and son sitting near him. He looked and saw his bed and his wife and his son. All a dream, all a dream. Josh began to get up. When his entire house rumbled. The sound rang through Josh's ears and burned them. Yet his wife and kids looked unfazed. Another explosion. This time the cieling of the house collapsed and crushed his wife and son. "Wake up!" Josh heard this and felt both relieved and sad at the same time. "Wake the $@#% up!!" Josh opened his eye's. The parakeets weren't a dream, Fico wasn't a dream, the toast, the sheeps, the dog/badger thing, weren't a dream. He had just woken up. Fico stood over him. "Come on Josh, lets move!" Fico lept on Sheep and flew out of the bunker, with Toast and Oy on his heels. Josh climbed onto a flying sheep and took off in suite. Josh clung to the fur as he flew above the bunker. In the distance thousands of Fico's and Sheeps were fighting mind-controled humans. They were killing off the humans. The parakeets. Josh flew over near the original Fico. As he went he couldn't help but see the simularity to the clone wars. Not the best movie, but still. "Fico!" he yelled and Fico turned on Sheep.

     "Yes?"

     "Your men, or clones, there killing off the humans!"

     "Ya, so?"

     "#@$% it Fico! It's what the parakeets want! Your wiping the human species off the planet when were trying to save it!"

     "Ya... but if we don't kill them, they'll kill us."

     "Come here." said Josh and Fico rode over on Sheep. Josh looked into Fico's eye's and said, "I have a plan."

 

Chapter 32: Where's Oy?

 

"OK," Josh said."It's very simple. What we do, is get Oy to destroy all the implants by overloading their inner workings." "You know what the problem is?" "What!" "Oy left about a hour ago. Said something about 'Getting this miserable wretch out of my body' as he left." "Oh,"Josh looked glum. "Shoot."

 

"Ummm, but can't I just make something to overload the inner workings?" "Yeah...that might..."   It was then the Enforcer crashed into the hard light ceiling above.

 

Chapter 33:The Enforcer

"Holy..." yelled Josh as he steered his sheep out of the way of the titanic bunny rabbit. He hit a button of his Replicator and a RPG appeared in his hands. Fico was ahead of his firing rocket propelled grendades while Sheep fired missles. The enforcer turned, infuriated. Josh shot his RPG and hit The Enforcer in the eye causing blood to spill every where. The giant rabbit fell onto a dozen clones crushing them. Fico turned to Josh, "Nice..." But The Enforcer lept up knocking Josh and Fico to the ground. Josh fired again with his RPG and hit The Enforcer in the leg... and nothing happened. "Fico! Hit that giant **** rabbit thing in the eye!" Fico nodded. The battle was just beginning.

 

 

Chapter 34: Oy's Journey

 

Oy scurried across the battlefield towards the Crime Sydicate headquarters. Curtis's body was there! He knew it! Oy had heard rumors about the location of the psi labratory, and, thanks to a mind probe of a downed parakeet ,Oy knew the rumors were true. He dodged to the side as a parakeet fell from the sky, almost crushing Oy. He had to be more careful if Oy was going to get this %^#&%@ kid out of his body. But at least he knew where the body was. He thought.

 

Chapter 35: Fight Fight Fight Fight

 

Fico quickly shot a dart into the Enforcer's eye. The rabbit screamed and lashed out as Fico retracted the line, pulling his eye out. But the enforcer's mighty paw hit Fico, knocking the nine year old hard against the wall. "Fico!" Josh screamed as the rabbit slammed him, too, into a state of unconsiousness.

 

Chapter 36: Executioner

Either war is obsolete or men are.

     -R. Buckminster Fuller

 

The whip of an executioner woke Josh. He sat there, staring at the ceiling. A parakeet stood over him, a whip clutched in its beak. Sharpbeak. The attack on New York... the evil parakeet capital. How had he been captured? Had the invasion gone wrong. Josh looked to the side to see Fico, the original Fico not a clone, strapped to a barbaric wooden rack. A parakeet was turning a small winch, stretching Fico's body up further. Fico let out a cry of pain. Sharpbeak let out a squack that sounded suspiciously like a laugh. Then the whip cracked across Josh's body and it was his turn to cry in pain. Sharpbeak grabbed him by the arm with his beak and began to drag him up cold stone steps.

 

When they reached the surface the first thing Josh noticed was the piles of burning bodies. Fico's bodies. Many of the buildings were still a flame from the initial attack. A parakeet yelled in a mockery of the english language at Fico, "Where are the cloning chambers? They must be destroyed to end this war and once again bring... peace." His voice was filled with clicks and whisles. Fico let out a laugh and was rewarded with another turn of that winch. It was then that Josh saw the parakeet, standing there with a bone saw and a chip in his hand. This wasn't an execution, he was going to be implanted. Forced to serve the parakeets. Sharpbeak began to click and whisle happily.

 

Josh was laid down on a bench and bound. "Say your prayers human." whisled Sharptooth.

 

"Sir!" yelled a sonic guard parakeet, swooping down from the upper levels of new york. "Three council members are down. Most of them nearly completely devoured. It was -"

 

"Smurfs." Sharptooth said under his breath. With a blue flash he was gone and Josh was left there bound. Smurfs, how weird was that?

 

Chapter 37: A prayer

 

"Please God," Josh prayed as the parakeets made last-minute preperations. "Let me avenge my family."

 

God didn't hear Josh, but Oy did. Oy ran faster as he heard the message from his friend. A friend who was, Oy was beginning to realize, part of his current tet.

 

Toast came out of the bathroom, sighing. "Wooh!" he said. "That was a big one, guys. Guys?" And with that, Toast shrugs his shoulders, lets down his jetpack, and flies off, never to be seen again.

 

Darth Moe and his bunnies ride up on Ninjas (the roadbike) just as Toast flies over head. "Curse You, Toast!" Moe yells as the anime piece of toast flies overhead. "Curse You and the Jetpack you flew in on!"

 

Fico spat on the parakeets attending him and they winched the rack more. Fico screamed then began laughing again. "Tell us where it is!" the parakeet doctor yelled. "You aren't making this any easier for yourself!" Fico laughs so much he sputters, than speaks.

"You really don't know, do you?" Tears of laughter roll down Fico's face. "You poor bastards! You really don't know!"

The parakeet doctor winches it one notch tighter and a sick sound of muscle and sinew being seperated fills the dank air. Fico continues laughing.

"And don't you... Don't you get it?" Fico's grin remains as wide as ever as his hysterical laughter grows ever louder between words. "The Joke, I mean. Don't you get it? You can't implant me. You don't know how to make this small of an implant." Fico's laughter comes to an abrupt halt as a parakeet snaps his neck.

 

Chapter 38: Blue Lightning 

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel- Rosanne Barr

 

Sharptooth appears with a blue flash in the middle of a giant wasteland. Nothing is to be seen anywhere.

Meanwhile- Doing a happy little dance, the little asian kid breaks from his mind control, and realizes that he has been taken prisoner this ENTIRE TIME. "My name is Mikey! And I am PISSED!" The Kid breaks off in a sprint, until he meets a strange man, wearing a strange combat suit, and having a weird type gun with a chainsaw at the end. He looked slightly redneck, but he looked powerful.

"Oh, who is this?" said the man "I smell syndicate, see ya little samurai!"

And with that he sends him flying by kicking him with his boot.

"My name is Mikey! Im tired of this!"

Back in the wastelands- "Gah, what am I going to do, I can only teleport like that when I am in danger...."

He hears a weird screaming noise, and looks up and sees a strange asian kid flying full speed at him. Before he Knew it he turns into a blue flash, and is standing on his castle. "Wow, lucky break"

Asian Kid uses his bracelet to report to the Syndicate and phone in a helicopter.

"Its on..." whispers Mikey. "Oh wait! I mean, My name is mikey! and it is on!"

Chapter 39: Dizzy

"Woah, that Asian Kid can fly!" yelled Dizzy. Dizzy starts heading in the direction of the way the Kid came from. On his way there, he sees a boarded up shack. "Hmm, I wonder whats in there..." Dizzy takes his chainsaw bayonette and slices through the wood. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrawwwwrrrr!!!!!11!111231!!! "God ****it I thought we took care of them!"

 

Chapter 40: Locust Horde

"Gotta be on your toes... Gotta be on your toes.... gotta be on your t- SWEET JEESUS WHAT IS THAT?" Yells Dizzy.

Dizzy sees what looks like a baby in a crib, crying, longing for his mother.

"Oh, That Clears it up" he sighs, "Here little baby, Koochy Koochy Koo!"

"Mama?" says the baby, "MAMA!" And with that, the baby floats in the air and hears what sounds like a siren. Boo-weep Boo-weep Boo-weep Boo-weep. "Aw this cant be good."

While still locked in chains, Josh also hears the noise, and than what sounds like an army moving. Thump. Thump. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrawwwwrrrr!!!!!11!111231!!!

"Whats with the numbers?" mutters Josh, "Aww who cares, someone elses problem. Dizzy chucks the baby into a wall, shattering it into multiple parts made out of metal. Looking out of the dilapitated shack's windows, he sees a HUGE army of Locusts heading towards him.

"Oh, so not cool"

Chapter 41: Rescue and Mourning

 

 

When Oy runs into the room, he sees Josh first. Josh is looking down,solemly, at the ground."I couldn't save him, Oy. I just couldn't save him."

 

It was then that Oy saw Fico. Fico was a mess. The nine-year old boy had both of his arms ripped off, and his head was twisted 90° to the right. Blood was everywhere.

 

"Come on," projected Oy. "We need to get him back to base"

 

But it was outside of base that they held Fico's funeral. Josh spoke over the makeshift grave. "I knew you for so little time. But I miss you already."

 

"Okay, can I speak yet?" came a familiar voice from behind them.

 

Chapter 42: Return Of The Kid

 

"Fico!" Josh wrapped the boy in a bear hug. "We thought you were dead!"

 

"Yeah, well, I don't have clones for nothing. I just had to transfer my essence into one of them through my replicator. Which is why you should always wear yours."

 

Chapter 43: The Good Gnome

"Howdy ho Resistance!" a voice shouted from behind Josh. Josh spun around to see a gnome standing there, parakeet blood splatered across his mouth. "You!" yelled Josh. "You saved my life by devouring members of the council!"

     "Thats me all right." said the gnome in a slight texas drawl. "Those stuiped parakeets sent a strike force into the mushroom forest. We ate most of them and then retreated back into the forest. But me? Well the way I figure it we got to solve the root of the problem."

     Fico walked up to the gnome and shook his hand. "We could always use recruites! Welcome to the resistance..." Fico stopped there and handed the gnome a replicator.

     "Thank ya. My names Good Gnome and I look forward to doin' buisness with yall." He smiled, his mouth stretching to a sickening shape as his jaws expanded to twice its size. "So, whats the plan?"

     Fico grinned and said, "I've always got a plan."

 

Chapter 44: Horde?

The term "horde" in locust terms means around 2-3 people, so only 3 people were there. He killed them. Dizzy looks into the sunset, and walks down the dusty trail.

 

Chapter 45: Attack Of the Mechakeet

 

It was then that the foot of a giant mechanical parakeet came down, scattering the Resistance members. "What the bloody hell is that!" cried the Good Gnome, in a slight Texas drawl.

"Mechakeet!" hollered Fico, as the creation turned to face him. "I was afraid of this!"

"You knew that the parakeets were going to make one of these, and you didn't tell us!" Josh screamed over the noise of machinery.

"Oh, shit." The Mechakeet's eye narrowed, getting ready to fire a laser beam. Fico dashed out of the way just in time, the building behind him collapsing. But Fico did not quite make it. The building collapsed on him, trapping his legs under the debris. Time seemed to slow for Fico as the Mechakeet's eye narrowed, getting ready to released an energy beam. This time, Fico knew, death would be final, the replicator would be vaporized along with the rest of him. Fico closed his eyes, ready for an impending death.

 

Which didn't come. Instead, there was a terrific clang, then the sound of the blast shooting off into the air. Fico opened his eyes to see a second Mechakeet that had run into the first, knocking it over. As he watched, the second Mechakeet staggered off, then collapsed onto a nearby building. "What driver can be that bad?" Fico wondered out loud.

 

"Paris Hilton," came the voice of a boy Fico would later recognize as Austin, you know, the kid from chapter 29. "She found that the giant mushrooms worked just as well as alcohol, and that the Mechakeet worked as well as a car."

 

Chapter 46: The Syndicate's Next Move

"I'll be back!!"

          -Arnold Swarchenager

 

"Moe... we have some bad news." said a small rabbit looking up at the giant cow.

 

"What is it now? Last time you had bad news you said we had been attacked by some sort of tiger army!" yelled Moe. He stood and looked down at the small rabbit, now nervously chewing on a carrot. "This better be good."

 

"The toast, your sexchangingnest, has grabbed a jetpack and flown off into the next century."

 

"WHAT!!!!!! THE toast? He was my life's ambition! Tell me your kidding!" Moe sat back in his chair and sighed. This day wasn't going to end well."

 

"There is some good news." said the small bunny. Moe looked up at him, interested with what this bunny had to say. "Toast is now in the next century, but the parakeet's are building a time machine to invade the past and kill Fico's parents before they are born. If we hurry we can capture the time machine and blast to the next century to capture Toast."

 

"%$#@ing Terminator rip-offs. OK rabbits, men, members of the Syndicate, we have a new goal. We must capture a time machine and then we shall find... the... TOAST!!!! 

 

Chapter 47: Mr. Smith

 

"You must keep sending work out; you must never let a manuscript do nothing but eat its head off in a drawer. You send that work out again and again, while you're working on another one. If you have talent, you will receive some measure of success - but only if you persist." --Issac Asimov

 

Mr. Smith was P/O'd. "They made a movie with me in it!!!" he yelled, incredulously. "And put themselves as good?!! Those stupid humans put themselves under my care and expected me not to make my job easier?!!! For Asimov's sake, they were all happy in that Matrix, anyways!!"

 

Mr. Smith whirrled around. "And the only reason I'll work with you, Mr. Woody, is that you are enabling me to get back at that Fico kid!  His father was the one who imprisoned me in the first place!"

 

Woody the Parakeet whimpered.

 

"But I'll get Fico's precious time machine since if what you say is true, all our rears will be on the line if Prince EEEEEEVILL figures out you have made no progress at all on the one you are making!"

 

Chapter 48: That One Kid

"Who the hell is he?" inquired Josh. He'd never seen this "Austin" kid before and had no idea what to with him. "I think I've seen him on TV before..."

 

"He's the incredibly famous, multimillionair Monty Python spam salesman!" yelled Fico. Josh was impressed. If anyone could sell five billion pounds of spam in one week they would be a valuable member of the resistence.

 

"Ish likesh you's." said Paris from behind Josh. "You shhiny." Josh whipped out his pistol and put a bullet in Paris's head. It would be better for society in the long run anyways.

 

"I need your help resistence. The worlds most brilliant minds, Stephen Colbert, Ferris Bueller, Dr. House, and Chuck Norris, are locked away. We've constructed weapons before me and Paris escaped on an mechakeet. We just need someone to open the door." Josh couldn't help but gasp. With Stephen Colbert, who had been king of the Colbert Nation off the coast of Hawaii and Chuck Norris, able to send enemies flying through time and space with a round house kick, on their side they would be unstoppable.

 

"We have to get them out!" Yelled Josh. But Fico wasn't sure. The jail was in the middle of the parakeet empire and a full scale invasion of the jail would cost thousands of troops.

 

The sound of the mechakeet cawing in the background flew through the hill side. "I say good fellows," exclaim The Good Gnome in a Texan accent. "I think I've got it!"

 

Chapter 49: The death of the ninja kitties

 

The ninja kitties arrive in tokyo just after midnight

five hours later...(just had to put that)

 

The Temunjan Yakuza arrive packing lead in their tommy guns chambered in .45 caliber bullets waiting to be unleashed on anyone unlucky enoughto cross their path. Farther down the alley the Temunjan Yakuza spy a gang of ninja kitties walking along with Walther P38. They quickly dash behind the dumpsters waiting to ambush the kitties.

 

As the kitties pass, the Temunjan Yakuza open fire with brass littering the alleyway. They pump lead into all of the front lines dropping them like flies. The wimpy cat pelts are ripped to shreds by the .45 caliber bullets with blood e The few remaining survivors run away like cowards fearing their pelts will be ripped by lead like their comrades.

 

The Temunjan Yakuza loot the bodies looking for anything valuable to be sold on the black market. They find some plans to a nuclear warhead and are intriged.

 

They unleash their hynotic badgers to follow the scent and kill every litter of ninja kitties they find.

 

Chapter 50: Oy's Practical Joke

 

Oy grinned as the Temunjan Yakuza slaughtered his psychic projections of ninja kitties. Soon they would find the note that promised that they would find more in the Inner-City Jail in London. The Good Gnome's plan was working perfectly. But still, Oy shook his head. If the Temunjai had even read through Chapter 24, he would have learned that the ninja kitties had already been killed.

 

 

Chapter 51:Ninja Kitty Infiltrator

(editor's note: this chapter was adapted from one found on Temunjai's flash drive)

 

 

 

           The Temunjan Yakuza have managed to find a infiltrator worthy of his job to find out more of the nuclear warhead. His name is Weapon XII. Huntsman. He wastes no time figuring out what the Ninja Kitties are doing.

 

 

 

 

           The Hypnotic badgers are tracing down the Ninja Kitty survivors when they come upon one of the wounded gasping for air.

 

           "*cough* “You’ll never stop us before the missile is launched.”

 

           “Where are you launching the missiles.”

           The Hypnotic badgers release his soul with a quick blow to the head.

           “Where are we gonna find ‘em boss?”

           “We’ll look for any trace of other ninja kitties and we’ll go from there.”

 

           Weapon XII arrives at the known area of the ninja kitties’ base to try and join the ways of a ninja kitty. After searching for the entrance for a mere amount of minutes, he finds it. But it is not guarded by ninja kitties. It is guarded by parakeets. "Hmm..." Huntsman mutters to himself. "This requires further investigation"

 

Then quietly, ever so quietly, Weapon XII jumps out, and touches the parakeets.

 

Chapter 52: Attack of the Moe

The parakeets never saw it coming. After hours of no activity the Syndicate launched an all out attack on the parakeets. Thousands of rabbits flowed into the city over running the parakeets defences with sheer numbers. Hundreds fell but more rose to take there place. It was chaos. Spear killed at least a hundred that day but to no avail. The rabbit attack forces stopped their march at the Parakeet jail and turned to hold off the thousands of swarming parakeet soldiers. The rabbits knew they wouldn't have to hold out long; they were just buying time. Moe strode into the jail and turned to see Josh, Fico, Mr. Smith, and some other people (no offence other people) picking the lock to Chuck Norrises cell. "Moe...." said Fico ominously. "It's been too long."

 

"If you want Chuck Norris, A.K.A. 'The Time Machine', you'll have to go through me!" shouted Moe whipping out a mini-gun. "I need him to retrieve the toast. If he isn't mine than I'll take you all down with me."

 

Suddenly there was a crash and Spear fell through the cieling. "So you all want Chuck, eh? Well to bad because I'm going to kill all of you before you can even try."

 

The three factions turned to face each other. Even though thousands of rabbits were being mercilessly slaughtered the actions was inside the jail. A showdown is coming and it's going ot be ugly.