Bad Luck Is Contagious

While many people on this world, mainly sceptics, don't believe in the fenomina known as bad luck. However we have recieved news that it is all too real. Bad luck has been affecting people for centuries, whether it be black plauge victims, to people who's HP notebooks have exploded, everyone is affected. However there has always been hope in the darkness: good luck. Good luck however, has been proven not to exist. In a test where a man gave a woman some strawberries, while another man beat and mugged the woman. Both were then then shot in the stomach twice and sent to a hospital. Both men died. This proves that whether or not something good happens is not determined by actions that don't directly affect the said person. Good luck or carma as some know it, does not exist. Then, in a different test, a person with bad luck was realesed in a room filled with people with neutral luck. After being released the people were all killed. Five died from a piano dropping on them, two from getting run over by cars, and one got shot, poisoned, set on fire, and then finnaly died when he was dropped from the top of a five story building. This study conferms that bad luck is, in fact, contagious. I have one thing to say: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!! That is all.

MAIL TIME

To HNN,

     Sorry to bug you but in the article above you forgot about irish lucky.

     Singed,

          Lucky

To Lucky,

    SCREW YOU!!!

   Singed,

          HNN

To HNN,

     Did you know that you suck. Just telling you incase you didn't know.

     Singned,

          U. Suck

To U. Suck,

     We at HNN can't express out hate for you so we brought in a friend.

     Signed,

          HNN

To U. Suck

     SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!

     Signed,

          Screw U. Mister

Urgent Notice: Yesterday we reported that horses love human flesh. The govener has announced that the propper course of action is to put a witch hat on your horse, tie it to a tree, and burn it.