Man Killed By Wrecking Ball

A man named Nate was hit by a wrecking ball on March 2nd at 10:34 AM while working at his construction company. His boss, Mr. Redman said, "He was a slacker and always liked to have lunch breaks that lasted up to twenty minutes. If he hadn't eaten Lunch so long he wouldn't have been there when Nick blew the lunch shack apart." Nick, who was drunk at the time, will facing severe punishment, from one day of no pay to having to wipe the blood off the wrecking ball.

     "I'm really disapointed in all this." commented Nick, "After all I was drunk. I had no idea I shouldn't swing a wrecking ball into the lunch shed because I was blinded by my own drunkness. It's not my fault and I should not be punished."

     Most people agree that they've already forgoten about Nate and those who do remember say he was a good man. Those who were friends with Nate can be comforted with the thought that he's in a better place.